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Top shelf :)

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So much fun. You are a wordsmith.

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Jan 31, 2023·edited Jan 31, 2023Author

Thanks, brother. But an artist is only as good as his muse (even if he a demented minion of evil).

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My friend that was the best takedown I have read of that minion. So very much a mascot of the privilege of the modern elite "oppressed"

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Jan 31, 2023Liked by Mark Bisone

Mel Brooks just busted a nut. Blazing Saddles has nothing on Trishton of Cornhole!

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"He says the sheriff is near!"

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This was way too perfect! Bravo. Chris Bray has some pretty stiff competition with this masterful take on Clown World.

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Thanks. I love Bray's stuff by the way.

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You're on hell of a Writer (yes, capital W!). New to your stalk. Happy to have found it.

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Thanks, Katherine. Hope you stick around a while!

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Mark, if Jordon is a physician (and there is no reason to think that he is not) he is, as you write, unemployable in corporate medicine though he might get a gig as an expert witness in compensation cases involving under-represented minorities.

His unemployability in mainstream industry is their loss: Jordon's lack of integrity, dignity and shamelessness would be an asset in any managerial position.

If private industry fails to give him his due, there is always government work. Prison doctor. Public health official in the right jurisdiction (Portland, San Francisco, Chicago). He is still qualified for a commission and there is always a need for physicians in the Armed Forces. If Rachel Levine can make it to admiral there is no reason to believe that Jordon could not apply his skills to administer vaccinations etc. We might yet see him become Surgeon-General one day...especially if there is ever a Buttigieg Administration. And with his personal experience of victimisation at the hands of domestic extremists, Jordon could be very useful in homeland security.

Or he might find God, rehabilitate himself with good works like counselling children and teens born in the wrong bodies.

If desperate there is always academia...there is a demand for medical ethicists, especially those who can provide intersectional expertise.

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This is a ball-breaking work of chucklesome genius.

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So many gems, I particularly liked “cabal news”❗️❗️

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Thanks, Laura. I was in a flow there, I think.

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This was so, so good. Ruthless mockery at its finest, so funny it actually adds to the brutal slapstick Veritas captured on video.

Immediately reaching for "I was lying to impress a date" has to have been one of the most sociopathically revealing statements to ever come out of one of these vapid little strivers' mouths. Like, is that a normal thing in your world, Trishton? You do that a lot? Sort of like, lying is second nature? No wonder you were so successful, bro.

The part where he jumped in front of the wrong moving car to try and prevent the crew from escaping was truly a worthy climax. Larry David could not have written the scene better.

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The shocking thing is that he was indeed initially trying to impress a date. Presumably the routine worked beforehand. The comic dimension almost conceals the sinister truth that power (even by association) attracts. And this in a state where the nursing and old age homes were devastated by the pandemic.

Worst of all was the willingness of the cafe owner to comply with his order to lock the crew in. You get a sense that the politics of racial entitlement now works fairly effectively in regulating the behaviour of the subaltern population. Chilling.

Entertainment is now integral to control. The regime can weaponise its own absurdity to fascinate (derived from 'fascinum', phalic objects used as charms) its victims. To get Miltonic, this is what darkness visible looks like.

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Oh there's no question that well-programmed white people are broken to the harness of helotry, which our protagonist in this comic drama understood full well as he invoked the magic incantation 'unsafe' to trigger the reflexive obedience of the police to his hysterical distress. I think we've all experienced in person the readiness with which tschandala whites police one another over the slightest hint of the merest suggestion of the first glimmer of the very thought of disrespect towards their racial superiors. As for an intersectionally oppressed gay black man such as our well paid senior executive? His complete loss of control upon being confronted demonstrates his absolute unfamiliarity with being challenged.

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The overclass clearly cannot imagine that they might ever need numbers of spirited and capable co-ethnics to assure their safety or their property. Disregarding the welfare of those you need for either war or domestic policing is as reckless and self-defeating as it gets. As for respect for the new nobility...I have worked for and alongside First Nations peoples. All I can say on line is this: the US only gets the silver medal for ethno-masochism, Australia and Canada are in stiff competition for the gold.

The cultural proletarianisation of North American and Anglostan whites (UK, Canada, Australasia) via the dumbing down of education and the substitution of industrially produced entertainment for legacy culture) coupled with the disruption of the traditional forms of family life for the non-elite is converging to eventually produce a new white trash/helot underclass. It is constructed underdevelopment or reverse development. As perverse as anything professional revolutionaries ever dreamed up.

You hit the nail on the head with tschandala reference. It is all about the formation of a new caste system straight out of cyberpunk. The deadbeat father of Nell in Neal Stephenson's THE DIAMOND AGE is the archetype of the new helot about which the master class dreams. If one only ever read cyberpunk you'd be better prepared for the future than any forecaster.

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The Diamond Age was prophetic, I think. Unfortunately it's likely impossible to prevent the lumpenproletarianization of nice white middle class people, at least so long as the current oligarchy remains at the helm. They're too hypnotized by the pretty lights, and too easily cowed by social pressure. I've been watching as friends of mine get shafted by DIE initiatives and fall over themselves making excuses for it - "Please sir may I have some more humiliation?" Anything to avoid confronting the obvious.

Best we can do to navigate this is to emulate the Neovictorians. Form a clade, separate from society into a cultural insulum, and build out from there.

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I suspect (hope, pray) that plenty of people are already doing that discretely. Given the state of surveillance and the speed with which the regime can mobilise disruption on command anything might form a future enclave/autonomous bantustan these things would have to avoid attention. My guess is that a lot of the work that needs to be done (and which shall be done) will be accomplished covertly. All you need for relative secrecy is simply to decline publicity and social media. Anything that is not being broadcast is all but invisible to the Eye of Sauron. I think of this as a kind of Neorosicurian option. You already need the equivalent of a secret society to function within any institution within the system. My advice to anyone with ideas or a desire for autonomy is to bone up on the organisational culture of clandestine groups (from secret societies, spies, organised crime, whatever).

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This is certainly already happening. I'm aware of certain groups, for example Exit, which are pursuing such options using precisely such tactics (although they do maintain a social media presence for recruiting purposes).

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The ex-intel squirrels are bureaucrats by nature...lazy, unimaginative, sloth-like careerists (I speak as a former bureaucrat...the experience is deformative and psychically unhygienic in the extreme). But my immediate worry is not the midwits of the IC but their whores, catamites, thugs and darlings: the full range of morally crippled auxiliaries that pester us all, the thuggish grassroots enforcers who simply need the opportunity to show their loyalty to Cthulhu to do their worst. These types get a real thrill from sadism at the personal level. As the regime decays I'd expect Greater Anglostan (the Five Eyes) to make progress towards becoming Novy Ukrayina: the present police states will turn a blind eye towards informal violence against dissidents and the disfavoured. This is already happening but it has the potential to get far worse. When there is a general social licence to put troublemakers in their place it gets ugly very, very fast.

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Feb 1, 2023Liked by Mark Bisone

This made my day! I needed a good laugh. Thank you!

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You're very welcome. And back at you!

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Careful here, games within games within games.

I don't believe this is real. Mostly because of how little of an internet footprint this person has. But also, because of how seriously big pharma takes nondisclosure. There is no way that a person can get to director level (a mid-level managerial position) without being fully aware of the consequences of disclosure, no matter how drunk and/or horny he may be. No, seriously, this is not credible, even though it seems to confirm our deeply held suspicions.

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Careful, you might be underestimating the ridiculousness of our foes.

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I'll leave you with a question: which is the soundest and least risky development plan? Clandestinely engineering a moderately (only) pernicious virus and simultaneously a vaccine that flawlessly counteracts it -- with all of the nonlinearities and uncertainties associated with biological systems (and the personalities that might be put in charge of related sensitive projects)? Or else engineering a clandestine marketing campaign with viral media components that serve to justify later product rollouts? Some hints: where is there more data that can be used to predict outcomes? Whose budgets are more difficult to substantiate, R&D or Marketing/Business-Development?

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I understand your points here. I just think you might be calculating the matter on a standard that our enemies perhaps once had, but have since lost. Glory fades, steel rusts, and powerful institutions decay and rot. I agree it's important to see the hardened steel, but also to not ignore the rot.

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Feb 1, 2023·edited Feb 1, 2023Liked by Mark Bisone

Perhaps ... anything is possible, in this world, in these times.

I'm definitely *not* saying that Pfizer is above engineering its next target. However, if they are involved in such a program, then program leadership would be much more thoroughly vetted than this clown. People are advanced through the ranks only after very careful study. Unless he recently took a radical turn, he would not have made it.

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Feb 1, 2023·edited Feb 1, 2023Author

I think the problem is that you and I and others in our circles aren't addicted to "status" and the various pathologies that flow from it. The world of the elite enemy is often a game of personal status-mongering and maintenance, which will blind them to certain truths.

For instance:

STATUS GAIN: Hire a BIPOC gay and get him into an important meeting. Here's my black, gay friend, guys!

OPPORTUNITY COST: Zero. What are you, an ist-a-phobe?

I mean, I understand and accept the theory of never underestimating the enemy. But from instinct and direct experience, I think that (at least) the soft underbelly is being exposed. I will attack it accordingly.

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Sasha’s point is that this buffoon is not actually a Pfizer employee - just an overpaid consultant plucked from BCG and placed in that capacity (strictly “communications”) to pretend, and convey obliquely, that Pfizer is doing this work.

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Feb 1, 2023Liked by Mark Bisone
Feb 1, 2023·edited Feb 1, 2023

And then—as if to balance the hilarity abound—we have CJ's grim take with still grimmer conclusion 🤦 --> https://cjhopkins.substack.com/p/how-to-memory-hole-a-psyop 🤔

🗨 At this point (*), it is way too late for those engaged in conducting the PSYOP to continue to deny the facts and gaslight the masses. That won’t work anymore. So, it is time to do some limited hangouts, and some whitewashing, and a little sleight-of-hand, and just generally confuse and distract the public, and send them off on various wild goose chases, while the official history of the PSYOP is written.

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(*) where 'a significant percentage of the public have realized that they’ve been thoroughly mindfucked, and many of them are none too happy about it. Some of them are starting to ask awkward questions'.

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Iridescent Iguana, I'm with you. I immediately smelled the BS in this controlled opposition scenario. Also, there are *so many* programmed people at *every level* in *every field* who can be re-programmed with a simple combination of drugs, sex, and trigger/code words. I never for an instant think that the black magicians kick back and just "let things roll" for a while. They are *always* working to deceive us psycho-spiritually and harm us physically, while *always* keeping their cushy-job-keeping career clowns in check. And therefore I will not give them a pass, despite their sheer stupidity. This is not in any way against Mark, who I find to be a keen thinker and creative writer.

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🗨 official narratives [...] are not created and maintained with magic or top-secret mind-control technologies. They are created and maintained with words … words that frame events in a certain way, and are repeated and reprinted, over and over, by persons and organizations of influence, until they become officially “what happened.”

https://cjhopkins.substack.com/p/how-to-memory-hole-a-psyop

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Hilarious essay.

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Feb 2, 2023Liked by Mark Bisone

Taylor Lorenz's dad (or uncle) is the founder/owner of the Wayback Machine, but I'm guessing you know that. This info is for those who didn't. Apparently Mr Lorenz is also a pipe-smoker (cough, cough) who utilizes the grindr pathways. And if he isn't, then his line of connections is deeper (cough, cough) than even I could imagine. Either way, puffta v puffta is a future supreme shaft case if I've ever seen one! cough, cough!

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I don't understand why "I'm literally a liar" has not become the next "let's go Brandon". It really captures the zeitgeist of 2023.

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Mark, your article is far more entertaining than the multi-layered but typically plot-hole-ridden, continuity-botched Hollywood-style mini-movie itself! Your writing is so good and fun to read that I wonder if I should even bother doing my own analysis, evaluation, and interpretation of [cue trumpets]:

"Blinded by the Light, A Woke Ballet"

— A Clown World Production, in conjunction with:

Black Lives Matter

Media STILL Matters, waaaaa😢🥺 and

The Wayward Wizards Foundation

Brought to you by [cue hypnotic synth music]:

CIA, CDC, FDA, FBI, Big Pharma, Anthony "I am science™℗©®" Fauci, the ghost of Edward Bernays, and the un-en-souled entity known as Klaus Schwab. (Also there were some people and organizations who wanted, for *some reason,* to continue as "silent supporters.")

***NOTE: The patent owners of that good clean fun "Cornhole" game called, and they would like you to change the article title. Their general counsel suggests "Trishdren of the Corn" as a suitable replacement. (I think it works pretty well based on your points, but also I don't think they're going to take legal action because they, too, really enjoyed your work here.)

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😂 A worthy addendum to op, glad you bothered clonking few further nails! 👌

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Jan 31, 2023·edited Jan 31, 2023

😂 This 'or even clonked O’Keefe with a frying pan'! 🤣 I can't even, as 'em kids say 😭😁

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🙄

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Feb 1, 2023·edited Feb 1, 2023

You're welcome 🤸

An eyeroll means disdain & contempt, always & only, no exceptions. I have it on good authority who most kindly sent me a 'cease and desist' note a while ago 😇 Coupled with the menacing look of raised eyebrow, an explosive brew makes. Methinks 🤭

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