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founding

Sheer madness. The perfect emblem of the age, a profoundly corrupt, fabulously self-righteous, morally, ethically and spiritually void female black power boss bitch. Feminism and postmodern critical theory made a love child cum demon. Breathless...

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Feb 16Liked by Mark Bisone

She also has that dress on backwards. That takes talent....of a sort.

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Agreed. Her pink nightmare of a uniform is one of her most desirable traits for the gig.

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FUPA ? FANI ? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

Jeff Childers also pointed that her flag emblem lapel pin is side ways, which compliments her backwards dress. What rock did GA dig this one up from, and how did she ever get to be their DA? This doesn't look good for GA.

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Lol

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Feb 16Liked by Mark Bisone

The memes on Twitter over this today are priceless. One of my favorites: https://x.com/ICU1010/status/1758502522904310165?s=20. And the video of Fani preaching about morality was classic. https://x.com/ULTRA_MAJESTY/status/1758191631142990268?s=20. She just strikes me as garbage.

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"Because they deserve a DA that won't have sex with his employees, because they deserve a DA that won't put money in their own pocket."

LMFAO, you can't make this shit up!

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Well, she’s a DA that didn’t have sex with HIS employees so she’s gotcha there.

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

Wow. That was hilarious! Lol. I only could stand 30 minutes of watching the “trial”. Then turned the tv off. 🤮

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Yeah, it was rough sledding. If I wasn't trapped, I would've done the same.

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I do appreciate those folks smarter than myself ( and more experienced) to watch and then analyze these things for the rest of us. I do not catch all the little legal mistakes or rule violations in a court procedure etc. Thanks for suffering through “Fani World” for us. 🤪. I read Jeff Childers post on the trial also ( Coffee and Covid substack). Very informative as well

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Somehow I hadn't seen that meme -- it's hilarious, thanks for linking! Lol I watched it about twenty times!

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

Wow this was funny. Rolling in laughter as I tried together through reading this out loud to my spouse! 🤣😅🙃

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Heh! I’ll be reading it to MY wife as soon as she wakes up! 💥👍🏼🤪

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Fabulous! Knowing that anything and everything mediated is full-on mind-control meth for the "please entertain me" masses with fat asses (even if their ass happens to be skinny), this is a major signpost. If as I am inclined to believe there are indeed two separate timelines — one of the Divine and the other of "fallen angelics," so to speak — then you are correct in stating that 2024 will be a very long year, but it will also reveal a rapidly widening gap between sanity and insanity.

"Send in The Clowns" : Fast-forward to 2:40 for the Big Reveal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W3v2RC8PcY

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I think you might be right.

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Feb 16Liked by Mark Bisone

Words just aren't a sufficient response.

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Thanks, brother.

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

Sir I hope you have some fani sized piles of cash around your house for a legal defense fund you not only slew Willis whale but many more will slip the shackles of clown world through the sweet release of laughter. Thanks for the laughs!

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As for the piles of cash... I wish!

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You are very welcome.

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

You make a very good argument, but I have to say Juicy is still my favorite. MAGA country 4ever!

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founding

Oh my. I've read some good ones expressing their, eh hem, opinions about this black she beefalo ho, but this one is tops. Is there any possibility she could find this in her email some fine day?

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At this point, I'm not convinced she could read it if she did.

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founding

Probably not. She exudes smug superiority - a perfect representation of the Dunning-Kruger effect. You can tell she thinks (nominally possible?) she's the shitz🙄

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Did anyone hear the older gentleman prosecutor ask her about her ‘Cash Horde’ to which she responded with nearly the equivalency of ‘What choo call me?’

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I must have missed this one, heh heh.

Although she probably qualifies as more of a pimp than a whore, even in her own addled mind.

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

Step aside, Mr. Bray. Mr. Bisone has the stage!

Let the jeer flow.

Brilliant!

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"To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle."

- Some Alive Honkie (19whatever)

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You seemed to be at a bit of a loss for words with the essay. Glad to see you are back on Planet Bisone. That's perfect in so many ways.

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Feb 19Liked by Mark Bisone

I laughed quite a bit and thought the hearing was really fun, but at the same time Fani and Nate were so absurd it was kind of unsettling. The way all these odd characters explode onto the national stage and then exit within a year makes me feel like I'm living in a Philip Dick novel where everything both does and doesn't make sense.

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Yes, Dick and also Vonnegut.

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Feb 18Liked by Mark Bisone

I had to look up that Jordan person, cause I stopped watching Fox News on Election Night.

Good thing the first 2 results on Google were fact checks downplaying Tucker’s piece about him.

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Funny that, ain't it?

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Feb 18Liked by Mark Bisone

These days, with all of these shit-storms brewing and waging hither and yon, with all the Big Fani’s out there wreaking utter havoc with Sanity, I keep imagining God, with His Finger poised over The Red Button.

I had a random thought this morning while mucking the corral (yes, I have a corral, and yes it requires daily mucking, a skill which may be useful on a broader level as these various shit-storms intensify). It occurred—as it does almost hourly these days—that the world is indeed truly going to Hell in a hand basket. And I thought, “What’s God going to do with all of this total mayhem?” Then I realized that, as an omniscient being, God is not surprised. Of COURSE He saw this coming, and of COURSE He knows where it’s going; the Plan was in place from the beginning.

However, I also think the Plan is multi-faceted: sort of a five-dimensional chess game, with 6 billion pieces on the board. He’s a waiting for our next collective move. And of course The Red Button is on the table, next to the chess board.

Then again, I’m probably full of shit.

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I really do miss when Eddie Murphy had teeth. My God the guy was just a genius.

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Feb 17Liked by Mark Bisone

It must be a nightmare having to work for this incompetent. Ms. Fani truly rivals Kamala for sheer ignorance.

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I shudder to think! 🤯

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Great post! It just highlights how needlessly destructive is that artificial construct known as "blackness" or "black identity" -- which yields such clownworld absurdities as Larry Elder being the "blackface of white supremacy" and Joe Brandon confidently announcing that if you don't vote for whomever he commands you to vote that "you ain't black" and black people considering Clarence Thomas an embarrassment while being proud of they girl Fanni for representin in the legal system.

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